Clearly refrencing restaurant slang and impeachment, we are releasing this Tee as a special "Fuck You" to Trump, the FBI, DHS, and Secret Service. Clearly, only idiots think this is a threat rather than a politcal statement. This is free speech, We support the ex fbi agent who worked to bring Trump down. And if they're not smart enough to read this description, I will have a yummy lawsuit and make far more than these shirts ever will, and I will give that money to his political rivals wherever legally permissible.
This lightweight V-neck tee brings retro neon energy to everyday wear. The bold “8647” graphic pops in electric pinks and blues with subtle drop-shadows and striped accents, evoking an ’80s synthwave vibe that feels nostalgic and playful. Cut in a retail V-neck silhouette with side seams and a ribbed collar, it drapes cleanly while holding shape through washes. Wear it layered under a denim jacket for city nights, paired with high-waist jeans for a weekend run, or tucked into shorts for summer meetups. The comfortable 100% cotton (with heather blend options) and tear-away label keep the focus on the look and feel—bright, fun, and unmistakably retro.
Who it speaks to: Fans of synthwave and retro aesthetics, vintage arcade lovers, and anyone who wants a bold numbered graphic that reads like a secret code or playlist track. Bring it to casual hangouts, night drives, music nights, or themed gatherings where neon and nostalgia set the mood.
Product features - Lightweight 100% cotton fabric (heather blends available) — smooth, breathable feel - Retail V-neck silhouette with ribbed knit collar for a flattering shape - Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and long-lasting fit - Bold neon "8647" synthwave graphic with layered shadows and stripe detail - Tear-away label; ethically made (Fair Labor Association & WRAP-certified)
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
