Clearly refrencing restaurant slang and impeachment, we are releasing this Tee as a special "Fuck You" to Trump, the FBI, DHS, and Secret Service. Clearly, only idiots think this is a threat rather than a politcal statement. This is free speech, We support the ex fbi agent who worked to bring Trump down. And if they're not smart enough to read this description, I will have a yummy lawsuit and make far more than these shirts ever will, and I will give that money to his political rivals wherever legally permissible.
One size
Crown height, in
3.12
Diameter, in
6.62 - 7.62
Circumference, in
20.87 - 24.80
Visor length, in
2.91
This classic dad cap brings everyday ease with a retro, handcrafted vibe. Soft and low-profile, it sits comfortably on mornings running errands or afternoons wandering the boardwalk. The front embroidery reads a bold vintage-style number with layered colors and subtle shading, while the back carries a compact embroidered monogram—small details that feel personal, like a lucky token you reach for before leaving the house. The muted underbill and precurved visor keep sun glare down without fuss. Wear it with worn denim and a faded tee, toss it in your bag for travel, or let it quietly anchor a casual outfit on weekend errands. The adjustable hideaway strap and antique-brass buckle give it a lived-in, familiar look that ages well.
Product features - Low-profile, unstructured 6-panel cotton build for comfortable everyday wear - Precurved Permacurv® visor with four rows of stitching and matching underbill - Self-fabric hideaway adjustable strap with antique brass buckle and grommet - Embroidered front numeric design and small embroidered back monogram - Sewn-in label, brand sticker on visor; predominantly 100% cotton (green camo variant blended)
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
