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Anti-Flock Matrix Hyperbole Tee

Anti-Flock Matrix Hyperbole Tee

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⭐ LEGAL DISCLAIMER⭐ The intention of this shirt is to make a political statement. This statement is not a threat nor incitement, but hyperbole. Political hyperbole is protected free speech under the supreme court case Watts V United States 394 U.S. 705 (1969). This shirt also goes less far than Watts did. This suggests the use of a legal punishment be applied by a court of law for a crime we verifiably know the CEO of Flock has committed.

Flock unconstitutionally tracks us and publishes our data without our consent and provides it to law enforcement who continuously prove they are not responsible with it. As of now, over 50 cases of misuse have been documented and proven where police misused flock to track people for personal reasons.

Because of this, if our addresses and locations are not private, neither is the CEO's. This shirt is not doxxing as the purpose is to prove a political point. The information was gained using PUBLIC property records and thus the information shared on this shirt is classified as PUBLIC information.

Georgia Police Chief Michael Steffman committed suicide in April 2026 before his trial. (We don't advocate for suicide, nor mock mental health victims. But a scumbag doing it to escape consequences is not mentally ill, but a cowardly misogynistic piece of shit - good fucking riddance.) He had been arrested on stalking and harassment charges after using Flock cameras to track his estranged wife and her daughter's vehicle roughly 600 times.

Officer Asad Zahir conducted 2,048 unauthorized searches to track his ex-girlfriend's vehicle over a five-month span, including 241 searches while under an active protection order.

Five officers were criminally charged in September 2026. One officer used the cameras to look up his ex-wife's car more than 950 times, while another faced separate stalking charges for tracking multiple women he met in the community to force interactions with them.

Officer Josue Ayala searched the license plates of a woman he was dating and her ex-boyfriend more than 170 times. The Internal Affairs detective assigned to investigate him was subsequently caught and charged with the exact same offense.

Former deputy Alexander Vanny was convicted and sentenced to six years in prison for a months-long campaign of stalking and humiliating his former fiancée, which relied in part on Flock tracking.

These are only some of the victims.

We are making an exception of our rule to give $5 from every clothing item to trans charities for this shirt only, which will instead be sent to the Electronic Frontier Foundation. The EFF is the leading digital rights nonprofit investigating Flock Safety’s systemic surveillance abuses. They actively defend anti-surveillance activists, provide legal defense for open-source mapping projects like DeFlock, and fight warrantless tracking in the courts.

 

 

The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

 

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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