{"product_id":"retro-8647-embroidered-hat","title":"Retro '8647' Embroidered Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003eClearly refrencing restaurant slang and impeachment, we are releasing this Tee as a special \"Fuck You\" to Trump, the FBI, DHS, and Secret Service. Clearly, only idiots think this is a threat rather than a politcal statement. This is free speech, We support the ex fbi agent who worked to bring Trump down. And if they're not smart enough to read this description, I will have a yummy lawsuit and make far more than these shirts ever will, and I will give that money to his political rivals wherever legally permissible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCrown height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.62 - 7.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCircumference, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.87 - 24.80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eVisor length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.91\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis classic dad cap brings everyday ease with a retro, handcrafted vibe. Soft and low-profile, it sits comfortably on mornings running errands or afternoons wandering the boardwalk. The front embroidery reads a bold vintage-style number with layered colors and subtle shading, while the back carries a compact embroidered monogram—small details that feel personal, like a lucky token you reach for before leaving the house. The muted underbill and precurved visor keep sun glare down without fuss. Wear it with worn denim and a faded tee, toss it in your bag for travel, or let it quietly anchor a casual outfit on weekend errands. The adjustable hideaway strap and antique-brass buckle give it a lived-in, familiar look that ages well.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Low-profile, unstructured 6-panel cotton build for comfortable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Precurved Permacurv® visor with four rows of stitching and matching underbill\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric hideaway adjustable strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered front numeric design and small embroidered back monogram\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label, brand sticker on visor; predominantly 100% cotton (green camo variant blended)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":53042181275964,"sku":"23320291429911272698","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One size","offer_id":53042181308732,"sku":"23876655010190057992","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":53042181341500,"sku":"31168217267371523330","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cranberry \/ One size","offer_id":53042181374268,"sku":"67911400074348219522","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6752\/4156\/files\/14910796638071937781_2048.jpg?v=1778223104","url":"https:\/\/birbflower.com\/products\/retro-8647-embroidered-hat","provider":"BirbFlower","version":"1.0","type":"link"}